Preschool Recipe Book

Anna gave me a recipe book that her preschool class compiled for the parents for Christmas. Each child was given the assignment to secretly watch their parents cook their favorite dish and then tell the teacher EXACTLY how it was cooked, what ingredients were used, how long it was in the oven etc. This made my day. SO hilarious. I thought I'd post a few excerpts from the book (including Anna's of course)....

MILK, BROWNIES, & DIRT

You put the milk in the other cup. You get apples and eat them. And then you get dirt from the backyard and cook them to make brownies. It's so good!

PUMPKIN COOKIES

Put the ingredients in and then you need the orange stuff. Then you put it in the oven for 13 minutes. Then you eat it and then I'm getting a dinosaur for Christmas.

POTATOES

Uh! Uh! She mashes them in a bowl. She puts weeds in it and then cooks, um, in the fridge for 20 hours. Then you say your prayers and then you eat it with spaghetti.

COOKIES WITH CHOCOLATE IN IT

Put chocolate in the cookies. Mix it around with a stick thing. Stick in the microwave way up high for 10 minutes. That's all you have to do I told you.

YELLOW PASTA

It's Mac & Cheese. I like the white too. She waters it. She puts yellow cheese on it. She stirs for one minute. Eat it! It's almost my birthday in two weeks.

SPAGHETTI (by Anna)

Put noodles on the hot pan and then cut tomatoes and sprinkle them on to the noodles. And then, then my mom cooks it for I think, I think it's um, um until my Dad comes home. I don't know how much. Do you know how much?

Ok, so I can't stop laughing at these. There are many more. Ask me and I'll give you a copy. Seriously the best. What a cute and innocent present.